How about a mad-lib story

[Viggosen]

Rules are easy. Just continue the story a couple of lines and let's write a awesome story.

My name is Jake and I'm the pilot on the starship Iris. Our life support is damaged and so are the rest of the who is sick with some high fever. As son as the nav-computer is fixed we will know where se are. In the distans I see at last a sign of civilisation. A darkened mening colony on a asteroid ...

[casauchi]

My name is Jake and I'm the pilot on the starship Iris. Our life support is damaged and so are the rest of the who is sick with some high fever. As son as the nav-computer is fixed we will know where se are. In the distans I see at last a sign of civilisation. A darkened mening colony on a asteroid ...

I receive the order to approach with caution, who knows what problems this could bestow upon us. The Colony MUST have medical supplies, we would owe them a huge debt. Who knows.. perhaps in the future we would be the ones saving them...

[Navingation]

My name is Jake and I'm the pilot on the starship Iris. Our life support is damaged and so are the rest of the who is sick with some high fever. As son as the nav-computer is fixed we will know where se are. In the distans I see at last a sign of civilisation. A darkened mening colony on a asteroid ...

I receive the order to approach with caution, who knows what problems this could bestow upon us. The Colony MUST have medical supplies, we would owe them a huge debt. Who knows.. perhaps in the future we would be the ones saving them...

But as we approach the colony the scanners start to freak out...
INTRUDER DETECTED INTRUDER DETECTED INTRUDER DETECTED!
There seems to be someone in the engine room. I have to find him or we are doomed. I grab my communicator and my blaster and enter the escalator to the engine room...

[LlamaMan]

My name is Jake and I'm the pilot on the starship Iris. Our life support is damaged and so are the rest of the who is sick with some high fever. As son as the nav-computer is fixed we will know where se are. In the distans I see at last a sign of civilisation. A darkened mening colony on a asteroid ...

I receive the order to approach with caution, who knows what problems this could bestow upon us. The Colony MUST have medical supplies, we would owe them a huge debt. Who knows.. perhaps in the future we would be the ones saving them...

But as we approach the colony the scanners start to freak out...
INTRUDER DETECTED INTRUDER DETECTED INTRUDER DETECTED!
There seems to be someone in the engine room. I have to find him or we are doomed. I grab my communicator and my blaster and enter the escalator to the engine room...

The escalator dies mid journey! The damned intruder must have cut the power. I spun around to locate the emergency hatch, and begin to climb my way down the ladder. At least I see the doors to the engine room, I draw my blaster, and approach slowly...

[Ben]

I slowly approach the engine room doors, they open as I peer inside with my blaster in hand. I enter the room and a water pipe explodes spraying me in the face with water as the intruder rushes towards me as i...

[Navingation]

as try to get a hold of the situation. But before I can react to the intruders attack I get knocked out.
....
....
"Wake up, old friend..."
...
I slowly become aware of this terrifying voice.
I open my eyes but everything is too bright and I dont see anything.
"You thought I wouldnt catch you? Did you?" says the voice.
My eyes have finally adjusted to the light and I see a black metal head with glowing eyes in front of me.
I cant believe my eyes! Its...

[casauchi]

..Ryziak! I could have sworn he passed away when we.. left him for.. dead on.. What planet was it? Ah yes; Cyphorus!
I reach for my blaster only to realise that it's missing. 'OH NO'.
Ryziak catches my eyes looking around for a weapon, he shouts; "You fool! There's nothing in here you can use as a weapon. Now, surrender to me or I will have to take action again your crew members"
Desperately, I was looking around for ANYTHING I could use to assist my escape.
That's when I saw it, I quickly got up and lunged for the...

[Snowy6287]

Warp core laser spanner that should do the truck I spin round spanner in hand only to find him gone but where there was no time to leave the bay then I hear a haunting laugh from behind the reactor core I think to myself what the hell is he doing

[casauchi]

It turns out Ryziak was playing Mari-o Cart on the Quintendo Woo, Jealous, I reached for the controller as I wanted a go on the notorious 'Brainbow Road' track. That's when I remembered...